Monthly Archives: October 2002
Halloween is near!
Halloween is almost upon us. I still have no idea what I’m going to do for Halloween, but hopefully it will be something decent. I don’t particularly feel like sitting on my ass doing nothing while the rest of the country is out raising hell. If I drank maybe I’d go out and get wasted, … Continue reading
MatthewKlem.Com is online!
For anyone who cares, you can now get to this very same website by using http://www.matthewklem.com. I figured that I might as well have my name up since I know a lot of people do the same thing! Friday is finally here and it’s been going damn good. Started off my day taking my new … Continue reading
Learn to take a joke!
Well have I got a story to tell you. Recently I posted a link to PrankPlace.com which of course has some of the best pranks I have ever seen. Now, I purchased a couple of the awesome bumper stickers and post cards. Now, they wouldn’t be of much good unless I actually used them on … Continue reading
Allergies suck ass!
Thanksgiving has come and gone, and thanks to the lovely folks at Norampac, I was fortunate enough to have to be to work at 7am this morning. So add that to my massive allergy attacks this weekend, total lack of sleep, and general bitchiness, you have a really crappy Tuesday morning. My only saving grace … Continue reading
I love gay porn!
Not really. But holy crap, I found this website that has the best prank stuff on it. PrankPlace.Com absolutely rocks. I bought some bumper stickers and embarrassing postcards. They are hilarious. Now if I could only find someone to send them to that would be excessively embarrassed. By the way, I do have a guestbook … Continue reading
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eye!
Well, I’m not going to die anytime soon but I love that song. Anyway, it’s Wednesday again and things have been slow once again. I did however manage to get my workspace nice and clean and 5S. I went a little overboard. I labeled the baseboard heater, window, and even the support beam in my … Continue reading
5S the hell out of my workspace
For those of you who don’t know what 5S is, it’s basically a concept of organizing one’s workspace so that things are extremely organized and kept neat. You only keep what you absolutely need near you, etc. Norampac has gone 5S postal and it has finally hit the office full force. Now, I have no … Continue reading
Friday. A crappy one at that!
Friday finally made it here and I feel awful. I’m so tired I can barely keep my eyes open. I even took a damn sleeping pill last night because I wanted to get a good night’s rest. Looks like the Friday Gods are out to shoot me! Not only is work boring today, I’m excessively … Continue reading
TV Day is here again!
Thursday is here and that means it’s TV nite. The one nite where I don’t go anywhere (usually) and sit home and watch some quality, or not so quality TV. Thank God! It’s also official. The world’s funniest joke has been revealed and you can find it here. I must admit. I laughed pretty hard. … Continue reading
Hump day is here! Let's hump!
Well, hump day is here. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be doing much humping for awhile but one can always dream! Seeing as I recently found out that I actually have regular visitors to this site, I think I’m going to try and update it a bit more. Hopefully you’ll find something useful out of … Continue reading