Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet

I had to post this. I’m going through the batch of stuff on Weirdlinks this morning and stumbled upon this article about how Superman would not be able to reproduce with a human woman because… see headline… It never ceases to amaze me what people will do when they have nothing better to do with their time. I must admit though, I read the article so what does that say about me? It says I thought it was funny!