This morning folks, I’m hurting. I didn’t get home until late last night and I had a hard time falling asleep so this morning, I’m hurting. I’m also hurting because my insides are seriously gurgling and you don’t want to know what happened when I got into work this morning.
Why was I out late last night? Me and Tamara went to see Tony Lee, X-rated hypnotist. This guy was hilarious. He’s one of those hypnotist guys who makes people in the audience do weird things but this guy is super perverted. Man, it was funny. I think the best part was when he got this woman to call her mom on his cell phone and tell her mom that she had a sheep that Tony had just fucked and killed. It was hilarious. Very hard to describe on a website but if you have the chance to see this guy, and you don’t mind perverted (but nothing too raunchy) jokes and fun, check him out!
My stomach is not feeling good at all today. I don’t know if it’s the food I had last night or the Coke, but my belly is doing serious gurgles this morning and it’s not feeling good. Wow. It almost hurts it’s that bad. I really contemplated coming in at all after feeling like this but I think I will be ok. I hope so.
