I Got Laid!!!!

I know, I hardly believe it myself–happened over the span of a few days–sometimes in the evenings–sometimes in the morning before work–I’m exhausted–but god knows I love a good shag–rug that is–more pointedly–carpet–been laying down some beautiful carpet in my basement apartment graciously donated (free stuff good!!!)–for anybody who has or is dwelling in a basement apartment knows that they are so damn drafty and cold it can leave feeling like your living in some dank pit or hole–but now!!! Now I have plush, warm carpet–lately I’ve been given to walk bare-foot thru the hallway and bedrooms–exhaulting in the fuzzy sensations–why, it’s almost as good as…getting laid….