Trey & Matt are Gods!

Posted by on April 11, 2006

So I’m reading about how Tom Cruise threatened a TV network because of a South Park parody of Cruise & Scientology, and saw the official, yes, official, press release from Matt & Trey in response.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park’s creators, have hit back at the allegations. The duo issued a statement to Daily Variety that said, “So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us form keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.”

“Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu.” They then signed the statement, “Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu.”

If you read my previous post about Scientology and the Wikipedia link, it might make more sense.

Click here for the original link.

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