Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy,”Dat’s dem.”
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
“Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage up dere,”
says Gerry, “Put dem in a paper bag.”
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry’s van and drive to Come-By-Chance until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
“Dis looks like a grand place, eh?” says Gerry.
He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a ‘SPLAT!’
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin’ is too fockin’ dangerous fer me.”
