The story of life savers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
” Red…………cherry,”
“Yellow………lemon,”
“Green……….lime,”
“Orange………orange,”
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
” Well,” he said, “I’ll give you all a clue, It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
“Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”
