Two Newfies are in a pet store. The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere,” says Gerry, “Put dem in a peeper bag.” The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry’s van and drive to ‘Come-By-Chance ‘ until they
are high up on a hill, and stop at the top of a cliff with a
500-foot drop.
Dis looks like a grand place, eh?” says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down
for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a ‘SPLAT!’
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, “Fock dat, dis
budgie jumpin’ is too fockin’ dangerous fer me.
