Ok, so now that I have the serious song out of my system, I wrote something a lot more fluffy and funny. In fact, every time I read this song, I laugh. Maybe I’m just demented.
For those of you who know my song “Sue’s ****”, this song is far less vulgar, but in the same trailer park (pun intended).
The song isn’t about anyone particular and obviously isn’t about me, but meant to poke fun at the whole trailer park thing. Click on for the lyrics.
Trailer Trash (title)
I watched some porn on a Friday night
Made me so horny that I banged my wife
Got real hungry, cut some grub with a knife
It made me so sick that I puked all night
I drank a beer then pissed on the floor
I can’t stand my wife, she’s a filthy whore
My trailer stinks, rotten to the core
The neighbours piss me off cuz they broke my damn door
Trailer trash, living the life
Trailer trash, up all night
Trailer trash, they all suck
Trailer trash, who gives a fuck
Cops showed up, across the street
A fight breaks out, every other week
The park goes nuts, when the cops arrive
A bat in their hand, out goes an eye
The smell of my ass, makes me sick
Drinking milk, gives me the shits
The smell of my farts, gets me high
One last whiff, before I die
Trailer trash, living the life
Trailer trash, up all night
Trailer trash, they all suck
Trailer trash, who gives a fuck
My dog has crabs, and so do I
I shot the cat, while eating pie
She loves living here, among the trash
We’ll never move, cuz of my fat ass
The can’s backed up, man what a stench
No way to fix it, no monkey wrench
Smoke some weed, high as a kite
Trailer trash, I am all night
Trailer trash, living the life
Trailer trash, up all night
Trailer trash, they all suck
Trailer trash, who gives a fuck
