Instead of just “Single”, “Married”, “Engaged”, “In a relationship”, or “It’s complicated”, here’s the ones that didn’t quite make the list:
- Dating
- Hookin’ Up
- Voyeur, Genius
- Virgin
- Roommates with bisexual benefits
- In a relationship with my hand
- My dog likes peanut butter
- Gay-for-pay
- Facebook stalker
- It’s complicated, because I’m a hermaphrodite
- I love cheese
- I like turtles
- Eat my shorts
- What is love anyway?
- Married to the mob
- I’m into Douchebags
- Dancing with myself
- In a fake relationship
- Lol cats
- In a relationship, with God
- My girlfriend Pwned me
- Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret
- Looking for cult members
- One chick, two dicks
- In a relationship with Jesus, our Lord
- In a relationship with Jesus, our gardener
- I have an Achy Breaky Heart
- Someone’s bitch
- Someone’s beard
- Someone to be reckoned with
- It’s mostly asexual
- I’m all about glory holes
- Looking for my next ex
- Where is the love?
- Tricurious
- A hard man is good to find
- I want your sex
- Relationships suck
Courtesy of Break.Com
