Archaeologists Discover New Tribe Of Humans

This article was originally published on Cache Up NB. It has been mirrored here for archive purposes only.

December 6th, 3615

NEW TORONTO – Renowned archaeologist Dale Fletcher has uncovered what is believed to be an ancient tribe of human beings that apparently spanned the entire globe. No bodies associated with the tribe have been uncovered, but a series of strange containers with lists in them has led Fletcher on a continuing search for answers.

The research began about six years ago when Fletcher was doing a dig in Atlantic Canada. The focus of the dig was around recovery of the ancient Acadians that lived near the now long gone Northumberland Strait. It was believed that many of these Acadians lived along the shore of the former strait. During his dig, Fletcher found many structures that contained ancient French and English writing along with remains of what appeared to have possibly have been a red, white, and blue flag. These Acadian relics were found in an area that was believed to have been a popular beach resort back in the early 21st century.

Fletcher had begun to dig in a new area just slightly north of the uncovered remains of a wharf when he made his first discovery about the ancient tribe of humans.

“From the maps we have of that area from that time period, we believed we were digging on a place known as Shediac Island. We expected to find remnants of a settlement but instead found something else entirely.”

The staff found the remains of several containers that appeared to hold either remnants of or entire sheets of paper with a considerable amount of illegible names on them. As they continued to search the former island, they found at least six separate containers all with either paper or traces of some kind of history of names inside them.

“Aside from the list of names, we also found that three of these containers had some sort of writing on the outside of them. Some of the letters had faded but we could clearly identify the letters “G” “O” “C” “H” and “E”. We assumed this was the name of a tribe of locals who lived on the island.”

Fletcher published his findings and was soon contacted by other researchers around the world.

“It seems that Goche was not just a tribe found in Atlantic Canada. Researchers from Brazil, The American Territories, London and even as far away as Australia have all reported uncovering traces of these containers left by the Goche tribe”, Fletcher described.

“In our recent dig here in New Toronto, we uncovered the remains of a large metal post which appeared to supply light to some sort of parking structure. At the base of the pole there was a metal box that covered the bolts that secured the pole. Under the box we found a very small container that had the same type of list of names with part of the tribe’s name written on it.”

Researchers are puzzled as to the meaning of the list of names. Most of the lists discovered are so badly damaged that they are illegible. But in several instances, lists recovered from well protected areas contained very strange names. EBE 51, Clint Cachewood, Incepit, EvulC, Not4U2No, El Tormente, Snoogans, NatureKlutz, AL45, Rusty & Globug, and milosheart were all some of the very unusual names found on some of these lists. They also noticed in every instance that the majority of the names were written in different hand writing at different times. In some rare cases, a name was found with a date after it indicating when it was signed.

The purpose for the lists, why they were hidden in these containers, and how they were spread across the globe continues to elude researchers. But Fletcher believes that further digs and further research of these types of discoveries could lead to a major historic revelation.

“Since all electronic historical accounts of anything prior to 3192 were destroyed, we have very little information about what the world was like in the mid 21st century. By continuing to dig deeper into the history of this Goche tribe, we may in fact learn a great deal about that era. Only time will tell.”

Fletcher’s team is currently excavating a dig site in the southwest portion of the American Territories where they have found what they believe to be the remnants of a road labelled “66” which appears to have been covered with these containers and lists from the Goche tribe. Fletcher believes this may have been some sort of major city or settlement for the tribe and hopes to uncover additional names that may help to discover who the Goche tribe really was, and why these containers were hidden around the world.