Funny Stuff

If you read my previous post that contained the spoof on SNL with Justin Timberlake, then you should definitely check out the new sequel which has popped up. Now it’s a gal’s turn to put her Box In A Box. *snicker*

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? … Continue reading »

I couldn’t help but think of Haylee when I saw this video this morning. I’m sure we could get her to do the same stuff. Funny though…

Vulgarity warning! There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. “What the fuck do you mean, we are sinking?” Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titani 10. “What the fuck was that?” Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. “Where did all those fucking … Continue reading »

Me and the wife are watching this show last night, Two & A Half Men, and the kid came out with this joke that had me and Tamara almost falling off the bed laughing so hard. If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work at? IHOP *Laughter ensues*

Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax ,Nova Scotia,when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice… “Just for a moment, think outside yourself… Outside this arena… Everytime I clap my hands, a child … Continue reading »

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed … Continue reading »

The doctor said, “Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to … Continue reading »

Ok, this one was even better.

Now if you don’t watch Lost, you can just take a pill to learn everything you need. 😉