MOTD

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” … Continue reading »

Well folks, I think today was a prime example of what Spring is supposed to be. Nice weather, little wind, and lots of sunshine. I think old man winter has finally been given the boot and Spring is here to stay. I hope. Booked an appointment to see my doctor about my wrists. In fact, … Continue reading »

Without using Google or the net to search for an answer… Tell me how “Ghoti” is pronounced “fish”.

Despite the fact that my eyes are burning right now, I can at least say that the planned poker night last night went well and people actually showed up. To Darren, Eric, Chris (Moonie) and my wife, thanks for coming. With that in mind, I think I will be doing another poker night down the … Continue reading »

Ok. I lied. It’s a Fantasia party. Who’s coming? *snicker* Poker on Saturday. Who’s money can I steal? Wow. Must clean. Watched the new episode of South Park and yes, they killed him good. Man, I knew those boys would have fun on the whole scientology thing. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don’t read this part if you don’t want to know about South Park news. So, I’m doing my morning read of news, and stumble upon this article on CNN. Well, lo and behold, I said to Tamara that I figured they’d kill him off because of all the controvercy recently plus his own departure. I … Continue reading »

I got my first travel assignment today. I am off to Pittsburgh at the end of April for a week. It will be way cool. Can’t wait. So, I have been playing the Kitty game and have pulled 871 feet in distance and 120 feet in height. Not bad but I wanna break the 1000 … Continue reading »

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad.” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It is … Continue reading »

Well folks, after some debating, and a few emails/comments, I have decided that the poker game scheduled for this Saturday night will go on as planned!!! I received several “no show” emails but I do believe that there will be enough players to play at least a few good rounds on Saturday evening. As per … Continue reading »

As promised, I am doing a good post tonite for a week in review. So, let’s see. Well, as some of you may have noticed, I was irritated by the whole trying to download TV shows crap earlier this week. I was trying very hard to download a copy of episode 317 of Las Vegas … Continue reading »