That’s it! I’m going to start wearing a parka to work everyday. This office is freezing. I’m sitting here right now with my winter jacket on, zipped up, and my legs are still cold. The heat is cranked up but it’s freezing in this room. I gotta talk to the maintenance guys about getting better … Continue reading »

Thanks to Jenn, I was introduced to this page. Talk about kick ass. Being a huge South Park fan, it was neat to sit down and try and create myself as a South Park character. As you can see, this guy doesn’t resemble me but it’s the closest thing I could get to what I … Continue reading »

My DING license plate! For those of you who don’t know, I got this done a little while ago, and I must say, I’m damn impressed! It looks very nice on the car and goes well with my personality. I get asked all kinds of questions about it and am never really sure how to … Continue reading »

Well how about this. After having gone missing for such a long time, the infamous circle of friends document has resurfaced. For those of you unfamiliar with it, way back in high school my friend Ben thought it would be neat if we sat down and actually wrote out on a piece of paper, how … Continue reading »

Halloween is almost upon us. I still have no idea what I’m going to do for Halloween, but hopefully it will be something decent. I don’t particularly feel like sitting on my ass doing nothing while the rest of the country is out raising hell. If I drank maybe I’d go out and get wasted, … Continue reading »

For anyone who cares, you can now get to this very same website by using http://www.matthewklem.com. I figured that I might as well have my name up since I know a lot of people do the same thing! Friday is finally here and it’s been going damn good. Started off my day taking my new … Continue reading »

Well have I got a story to tell you. Recently I posted a link to PrankPlace.com which of course has some of the best pranks I have ever seen. Now, I purchased a couple of the awesome bumper stickers and post cards. Now, they wouldn’t be of much good unless I actually used them on … Continue reading »

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and thanks to the lovely folks at Norampac, I was fortunate enough to have to be to work at 7am this morning. So add that to my massive allergy attacks this weekend, total lack of sleep, and general bitchiness, you have a really crappy Tuesday morning. My only saving grace … Continue reading »

Not really. But holy crap, I found this website that has the best prank stuff on it. PrankPlace.Com absolutely rocks. I bought some bumper stickers and embarrassing postcards. They are hilarious. Now if I could only find someone to send them to that would be excessively embarrassed. By the way, I do have a guestbook … Continue reading »

Well, I’m not going to die anytime soon but I love that song. Anyway, it’s Wednesday again and things have been slow once again. I did however manage to get my workspace nice and clean and 5S. I went a little overboard. I labeled the baseboard heater, window, and even the support beam in my … Continue reading »